Not many people can say that they’ve had Hugo Taylor in their bedroom,
but I am happy to say that I am one of those rare females who’s had the chance
to entertain the elegant and charming male protagonist of Made In Chelsea within her boudoir.
Over the phone. Sigh.
But still: we talked, we laughed, we shared stories. It was almost like
a first date, except he has a girlfriend (sorry, girls). Here’s what SW3’s
leading man had to say for himself…
MINNIE ATHENA: I recently asked 20 hot-blooded females
what they thought of you, and seventeen of them said “I would”. What do you
think of this result?
HUGO: (surprised)
What did they say?
MINNIE ATHENA: “Would”.
HUGO: That’s…a lovely compliment. It’s nice to
feel wanted.
MINNIE ATHENA: It gets better. One of them said that you
were like coffee, in that you were “rich, warm, and would hopefully keep me up
all night”.
HUGO: (laughs)
Lovely.
MINNIE ATHENA: How would you describe yourself?
HUGO: Oh, I don’t know…complicated? Yeah,
complicated, ambitious, and loving…stuff like that.
MINNIE ATHENA: Jamie [Hugo’s Made In Chelsea co-star] was asked in an interview to compare you
all to biscuits, and he said that you were definitely shortbread.
HUGO: It’s best not to take anything that Jamie
says too seriously. I’m definitely not shortbread
MINNIE ATHENA: Ok, well what are you then?
HUGO: (pause)
An oreo.
MINNIE ATHENA: An oreo?
HUGO: Yeah, because there are just so many ways
to be eaten…
MINNIE ATHENA: Oo er. (regains
her composure) Does Jamie give you all McVitie’s biscuits for your
birthdays?
HUGO: No, he’s never done that. He’s a good
friend, but he’s not that generous. He gives us all birthday hugs instead.
MINNIE ATHENA: I personally wouldn’t complain.
HUGO: It was actually his birthday recently; we
had a week’s worth of celebrations.
MINNIE ATHENA: A week!
HUGO: Yeah a week, we– wait a minute, or was it
someone else’s birthday? I don’t know. I forget. Anyway, we went to Disneyland.
MINNIE ATHENA: What do you think of his Kandy Kitten idea?
HUGO: We actually had lunch recently and were
discussing the idea. It’s definitely got legs, but Jamie doesn’t have a very
clear concept of what’s needed. But I know that it’ll be successful.
MINNIE ATHENA: Spencer mentioned at the end of Series One
that you didn’t actually get on when you first met each other. What happened
there exactly?
HUGO: It was a clash of personalities, really.
We’re both quite similar, but we thought that we were better than the other
person.
MINNIE ATHENA: But in the end you both respected each other’s
character, as it were?
HUGO: No, not at all. I have no respect for him (laughs).
MINNIE ATHENA: You very sensibly declined to go to
Marrakech with them all in Series Two, due to work reasons. What is it that you
do exactly?
HUGO: Well I own a restaurant, for a start. I’m
the PR manager for the entertainment group Bourne Capital.
MINNIE ATHENA: Very nice! Did you always plan to do this?
HUGO: I used to do publicity for Chinawhite, but
I decided that I wanted to get out of nightclubs and go into restaurants…I’ve
always wanted to be a restaurateur, so you could say that I was living the
dream.
MINNIE ATHENA: Not many people can say that.
HUGO: No, I’m very lucky.
MINNIE ATHENA: And you went to Harrow; what did you think
of the whole boarding school experience?
HUGO: I hated it, I really did. But I’m glad that
I went.
MINNIE ATHENA: You think it did you some good?
HUGO: Definitely. It was character building. It
puts you in a very testing situation, where you’re playing by someone else’s
rules for five years of your life, and you deal with it. It sets you up for
life.
MINNIE ATHENA: And you earned the nickname ‘Fagin’ there…
HUGO: My best friend gave it to me in the first
week of school. Apparently I have long fingers, just like Fagin. Perfect for
picking pockets.
MINNIE ATHENA: And I believe that you used to have a
shaved head?
HUGO: I’ve had at least ten different hairstyles.
Shaved, cornrows, blonde…
MINNIE ATHENA: Blonde!
HUGO: And green…
MINNIE ATHENA: Wow. So when you’re not working or doing
stuff to your hair, what do you get up to?
HUGO: Chilling out, just like everyone else. I
can be professionally lazy when I want to be.
MINNIE ATHENA: Do you go to the cinema?
HUGO: I am a massive film buff; I’m probably more
into film than anyone else. I recently saw Tintin, and I’ve got the Breaking
Dawn premiere next week.
MINNIE ATHENA: Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?
HUGO: Whichever one supports the wolf.
MINNIE ATHENA: Werewolf.
That’ll be Jacob. So you’d rather be a werewolf than a vampire?
HUGO: Definitely.
MINNIE ATHENA: Do you sometimes get the urge to strip off
and go for a run in the woods?
HUGO: It’s slightly difficult to do in London…
MINNIE ATHENA: Have you ever been out of London?
HUGO: I do go to the countryside, I like it
there. I go abroad a lot aswell.
MINNIE ATHENA: How about south-east London? That’s where
I’m from.
HUGO: What’s in south-east London?
MINNIE ATHENA: Me.
HUGO: No, I mean what areas?
MINNIE ATHENA: Bexley, Peckham...
HUGO: (pause)
Yeah, I think I’ve been there.
MINNIE ATHENA: (surprised)
Why?
HUGO: I’m going to be honest, I was probably just
driving through.
MINNIE ATHENA: Have you ever been to Essex?
HUGO: No.
MINNIE ATHENA: Do you watch TOWIE?
HUGO: You know, I actually started watching it a
couple of weeks ago, I had a few afternoons off…I met Lauren Pope recently on a
night out, she’s a rockstar, she’s really cool.
MINNIE ATHENA: Do you watch Sex and The City?
HUGO: ‘s.
MINNIE ATHENA: What was that?
HUGO: Yes.
MINNIE ATHENA: Which girls would you say you, Spencer,
Jamie and Proudlock are?
HUGO: Spencer is Samantha, for obvious reasons…I
suppose Jamie is Carrie. Proudlock is the ginger one.
MINNIE ATHENA: Miranda.
HUGO: Yeah, her. And I suppose that leaves me
with Charlotte. She’s my favourite.
MINNIE ATHENA: And which Harry Potter character would you
say you were?
HUGO: I actually auditioned a few times for
Viktor Krum.
MINNIE ATHENA: Seriously?
HUGO: Yeah...
MINNIE ATHENA: I had no idea…which character would you
like to be?
HUGO: Dumbledore, for sure. He’s got a fantastic
beard. And he’s so wise…
MINNIE ATHENA:…and gay.
HUGO: Gay?
MINNIE ATHENA: Yep.
HUGO: No he’s not.
MINNIE ATHENA: Yes he is. It’s official. J.K. Rowling
released a statement.
HUGO: Why would you release a statement saying
that?
MINNIE ATHENA: Apparently a lot of questions were being
asked.
HUGO: Right. Well. I’d still like to be a gay
Dumbledore.
MINNIE ATHENA: Were you slightly disappointed when you
didn’t get a letter inviting you to study at Hogwarts?
HUGO: I was devastated.
MINNIE ATHENA: What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever
happened to you.
HUGO: Oh my God…I was in Venezuela when I was
five, and my parents decided to abandon me with these real-life Nazis whilst
they went off on some excursion…they were insane, they had doves that they’d
painted. I can’t believe my parents just left me with them. They made me paint
pigeons.
MINNIE ATHENA: Ok, I was not expecting that answer.
HUGO: Well you did ask.
MINNIE ATHENA: What’s been your most embarrassing moment?
HUGO: Argh, there are so many, they all involve
falling: down stairs, off podiums…
MINNIE ATHENA: Yikes. Did you have a childhood bedtime
pal?
HUGO: No, I didn’t have anything. I didn’t really
see the point in a teddy bear…
MINNIE ATHENA: Do you have a bedtime pal now?
HUGO: Yes (laughs).
Although that’s off-the-record…